So like 2 years ago I made an Egoraptorstyle cartoon called AWESOME RACER.It was really silly but it only took me a week so whatever.
Anyway the other day I was pokin’ around on youtube and I found out there are a whole bunch of YOUTUBE POOPS of Awesome Racer. I’m not entirely sure but as far as I can tell a Youtube Poop is when somebody takes footage of something and edits it to make it funny or weird. It’s not really my kind of humor but they’re still cool to check out I guess!
GrasshopperlanD, for those who are wondering, was supposed to be a sprawling, cerebral, avant-gaurde Sci Fi story about a massive conspiracy, alternate dimensions, and time travel. Halfway through making it, I realized it wasn’t very good.
…Actually, let me rephrase that. Halfway through making it, I realized that I was the only one who was going to like it.
But still, in my unmitigated arrogance, I said something to the effect of “If The Escapist doesn’t pick this up, I’m officially switching to video game parodies”. Yeah, if you haven’t noticed by now, I’m a massive asshole.
…And of course, The Escapist didn’t want it. Why would they?
/bitterness
The Escapist is still a pretty cool site and even though I don’t like all of their series’ they DO have some neat stuff like Apocalypse Lane, which, as some of you may remember, I recently did a voice for.
But I’m a man of integrity! So being true to my word, it looks like I’m making a video game series. I don’t really want to, so I’ll meet you guys halfway: Instead of making a series about video games, I’ll make a series about a series about video games.
This is Mickey the Dick:
…Mickey is essentially the Anti-Jerry. Like all my protagonists, Mickey is essentially an extension of myself. He’s a hyperbolized version of one factor of my personality. Specifically, the part that does not much care for video games.
Here Mickey gets chewed out by the boss:
“You’re a loose canon, Mickey! YOU’RE OUTTA CONTROL!”
“Hahaha, talk to the hand, Old Man!”
“MICKEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!”
…Man, that Mickey is such a rascal! Can you believe it?
Hey Guys and Guyettes. Happy 1996! Man, it’s so crazy to think ‘95 is already come and gone. I feel like it just started!
Last year was truly the YEAR OF THE HOTDIGGEDYDEMON. Surely you must concur! Sorry Ox or Dragon or whatever, but you gotta get off your pedestal. It’s MY time to shine.
I know I haven’t updated in a while and that SUCKS and I’m sorry. I’ve been too busy making cartoons that nobody likes.
…Which I then proceed to abandon.
In other news, the forums are now back to their clean, pristine, useable form. Relish has cleaned them up and they’re lookin’ pretty sweet, and Meteor Mike is modding so things should be smooth sailing from here on out. No more 90+ porn bots. HA!
I know what you’re all wondering. Will the new year be filled with as many juicy juicy cartoon releases from YOURS TRULY as the last one was?
Honestly I can’t say. The Jerry series is done and completed and for the first time in over 2 years I have the unique opportunity to not be held down by it anymore. This might sound like a good thing on the surface, but honestly I’m not sure. I kind of feel like I’m at a…
Happy Holidays! Everyone have a nice Thanksgiving? If you couldn’t celebrate because of work, or because you were too far away from your family, or because you’re a big fat JERKFACE ASSHOLE, I threw together a delightful video, viewable below, to simulate the experience for you.
ISN’T THAT CONVENIENT? I do so much for you ungrateful little shits. YOU’RE WELCOME.
In serious news: With the addition of Jerry: The End, all 5 installments of the Jerry saga are now on youtube in glorious HD! Can you believe it? Kudos to Mr. Simon for hooking me up with that. Unfortunately if you wanna check out the exclusive commentary on The End, you’ll still have to watch it on Stewgrounds.com. Sorry!
I’m gunna try to get a quickie cartoon out for Christmas. Take it sleazy, babies!
