Hi, I’m Max Gilardi, and video games are garbage. Here’s why:

REASON 8,438 WHY VIDEO GAMES SUCK: They care more about being artsy than they do about being fun.

…Kind of ironic, really, because as we all know video games are not an art form and they never will be. Why? Because video games suffer from the highly unfortunate fact that they are games. They’re not called video arts, are they? Video games are no more art than playing frisbee on the quad is art. The nature of video games being games is what holds them back from ever being art. You could make a video game NOT a game, but then it’s not a video game anymore.

…An actually screenshot from Ico, circa 2002. The low contrast of darks and lights makes the game seem misty, hazy, and dream-like. It also makes the game infurriatingly frustrating to play.

I love Ico but DAMN what the hell am I even looking at here? And how am I supposed to play the game if I can’t see anything? Don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t RUIN the experience, as I said I do love Ico. But come on.

In case you were wondering, here’s your main character. I think? Yeah, that’s him.

…Here’s a game that was made about 100 goddamn years earlier. You’d have to be blind to not be able to see Mario. Good shit, right?

Anyway that’s just another reason games are GARBAGE.

Now here’s a tasty treat…

YOUTUBE CLIP OF THE WEEK: Video Games by Black Out Band

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Some fanart! This first baby was drawn by fellow flash aficionado and mutual well-wisher EGORAPTOR. He drew June from WGJ4K totally naked! If you’re under 18 don’t tell mommy and daddy I showed you a naughty picture.

Also you might wanna put on some shades before you look at these colors cause DAMN.

Okay this next one is by my ol’ buddy from back in the day SERGE. He drew Sal, Jake and Wendy. Check it out! Isn’t it cute? I love it

This last one is by BUDDYCOMICS and he drew Sal, Jake and Wendy as the Powerpuff girls!…

Can you believe it? Thanks guys! Okayloveyoubyebye

PS: Don’t forget you can follow MICKEY and JUNE on twitter!

~Max

Sorry for the downtime, some shit’s been going down at my host. The site’s a little glitchy but it’ll be smoothed out soon.

Everybody back to work!!!!

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OH Man this is so awesome I can’t believe it. There is a HOTDIGGEDYDEMON WIKI in production. Can you believe it? Cause I can’t! I just can’t believe it!

http://hotdiggedydemon.wikia.com

I laughed so hard at the first line of Jake’s entry; “Jake O’Brien is Sal’s best friend, or not, based on the way he treats him”. HA! Special thanks to Buddycomics for setting this bad boy up. Obviously there’s not a whole lot of content because it’s brand new, but it’ll grow. He told me the process will go a lot quicker if he has someone else helping him out, but NO FUNNY BUSINESS. Ukinojoe’s entry on Spooky and Kooky is exempt but other than that try to keep things serious. After all, we ALL know that wikipedia is the ultimate source of completely accurate information! 

Anyway I’m already working on episode 2 of WGJ4K. I love this series so much. I know what you’re thinking. “Max, how long are you gunna keep this up before you run out of ideas huh? HUH?”. WELL that shows how much YOU know because I already have 17 episodes written!!! Can you believe it? 

The next one features some very special guest stars! Don’t forget to follow Mickey on twitter.

~Max

Run, DON’T WALK to see Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz starring Mickey the Dick!

Episode one is out! Can you believe it?

Hotdiggedydemon.com is going to undergo some changes in the near future as well, so be on the look out for that too!

TTYL babiez!!!! <3

~Max