Topic: BlackHaze here.
I'm BlackHaze. Otherwise known as Trent Berg (giving out my name on the internet? I'm crazy or I have balls. Probably the former).
You probably don't know me, unless you've found my many posts on (the now defunct) Podunkton forums and the few reivews I've made on Newgrounds. Not a voice actor, though I can do a variety of different tones and voices, or a flash animator. I'm really aiming to be a comic book writer along the lines of my hero, Warren Ellis.
Random facts:
Dead Leaves is probably my overall favorite movie. The wacky animation and plot are something I fell in love with upon first viewing,
Favorite color is green. It's fuckin' metal.
My favorite live action comedy show is The Whitest Kids You Know. Seriously, those guys push absurd humor to it's wonderful limits.
SKA SKA SKA SKA.
The comic book characters I hold closest to my dead heart is The Midnighter and Spider Jerusalem. If you don't know who they are, YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE.
I spit out random quotes from movies. So don't be suprised if I seem non sequitor at times.
I'm an absurdist.
4chan has destroyed my brain.
Hi. I’m Spider Jerusalem. I smoke. I take drugs. I drink. I wash every six weeks. I masturbate constantly and fling my steaming poison semen down from my window into your hair and food. I’m a rich and respected columnist for a major metropolitan newspaper. I live with two beautiful women in the city’s most expensive and select community. Being a bastard works.
