Run, DON’T WALK to see Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz starring Mickey the Dick!

Episode one is out! Can you believe it?

Hotdiggedydemon.com is going to undergo some changes in the near future as well, so be on the look out for that too!

TTYL babiez!!!! <3

~Max

POSSIBLE CATZILLA SIGHTING!!! 

Also, I’m doing this thing on twitter where people ask me any question and I answer it. CLICK HERE TO SEE, YO. Some of the other flash guys are doing it to, so check that out as well

l8rz!

So like 2 years ago I made an Egoraptor style cartoon called AWESOME RACER. It was really silly but it only took me a week so whatever.

Anyway the other day I was pokin’ around on youtube and I found out there are a whole bunch of YOUTUBE POOPS of Awesome Racer. I’m not entirely sure but as far as I can tell a Youtube Poop is when somebody takes footage of something and edits it to make it funny or weird. It’s not really my kind of humor but they’re still cool to check out I guess!

These are only some of them:

…Crazy shit amarite?!

AND here’s Awesome Racer in Spanish:

Bye babies!

GrasshopperlanD, for those who are wondering, was supposed to be a sprawling, cerebral, avant-gaurde Sci Fi story about a massive conspiracy, alternate dimensions, and time travel. Halfway through making it, I realized it wasn’t very good.

…Actually, let me rephrase that. Halfway through making it, I realized that I was the only one who was going to like it. 

But still, in my unmitigated arrogance, I said something to the effect of “If The Escapist doesn’t pick this up, I’m officially switching to video game parodies”. Yeah, if you haven’t noticed by now, I’m a massive asshole.

…And of course, The Escapist didn’t want it. Why would they? 

/bitterness

The Escapist is still a pretty cool site and even though I don’t like all of their series’ they DO have some neat stuff like Apocalypse Lane, which, as some of you may remember, I recently did a voice for.

But I’m a man of integrity! So being true to my word, it looks like I’m making a video game series. I don’t really want to, so I’ll meet you guys halfway: Instead of making a series about video games, I’ll make a series about a series about video games. 

This is Mickey the Dick:

…Mickey is essentially the Anti-Jerry. Like all my protagonists, Mickey is essentially an extension of myself. He’s a hyperbolized version of one factor of my personality. Specifically, the part that does not much care for video games.

Here Mickey gets chewed out by the boss:

“You’re a loose canon, Mickey! YOU’RE OUTTA CONTROL!”

“Hahaha, talk to the hand, Old Man!”

“MICKEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!”

…Man, that Mickey is such a rascal! Can you believe it?

Max Gilardi: I should make another Jerry

Max Gilardi: lol

Max Gilardi: just to piss people off

eddsworld88: Or something called Jarry where his life is just super happy

eddsworld88: like the opposite of Jerry

Max Gilardi: LARRY!

eddsworld88: and liek women put money in his wallet after sex

Max Gilardi: LOLOLOLOLOL

Max Gilardi: oh man

Max Gilardi: I shouldn’t have ended that series

Max Gilardi: this is the best idea ever!

Max Gilardi: he could of had a square head instead of a round one

Max Gilardi: and with blonde hair

eddsworld88: yeah

eddsworld88: and his dad could be the oen who died by lightning

eddsworld88: and his mumk is really nice

Max Gilardi: no his dad would have been a super nice guy!!!

Max Gilardi: and also

Max Gilardi: all the characters are black

Max Gilardi: and live underwater

eddsworld88: on the moon

eddsworld88: and he looks at the earth every night

Max Gilardi: and they PUT FOOD UP THEIR BUTTS AND THEY CRAP OUT THEIR MOUTHS!!!!!

eddsworld88: OH MY GOD THATS FUCKING AMAZING

Max Gilardi: AND WHEN THEY FUCK THEY SHOOT JIZZ OUT THEIR EARS

Max Gilardi: AND THEIR FEET ARE MADE OF GLASS

Max Gilardi: AND THEY WATCH FAMILY GUY BECAUSE IT HAS QUAINT, SUBTLE HUMOR